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CHARACTER IS DOING THE RIGHT THING WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING

IF YOU CHASE TWO RABBITS, YOU WILL NOT CATCH EITHER ONE

DON’T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF; AND IT’S ALL SMALL STUFF

All fun and no play

DON’T WAIT FOR THE IDEAL TIME TO BEGIN SOMETHING

Family serves a real wood log as a cake, other family members start eating it as if nothing is wrong. Guest is severely confused but follows suit.